Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)
I don’t argue; I do reruns.
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Safe Place Storage? Saying “I’ll put it somewhere safe” is code for never again.
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My humor streams itself.
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Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
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Toothpaste Hot Takes? Saying “this toothpaste hits different” should get you brushed off.
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Fragrance Addicts? If your perfume arrives before you do, you’re weaponized.
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Nostalgia? Nostalgia is remembering the past without the acne.
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My resume is a highlight reel narrated by snacks.
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Overeager Salespeople? The car salesman asked, “What do you drive now?” I said, “Away.”
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Game Tournaments? Game tournaments are sweat disguised as fun.